In the Beginning...

Well, I'm not going all the way back, partly because I wasn't there, and partly because if I was there, I must have had a really goood time, because I don't remember any of it. I have started a blog. Or I am currently starting it, as I type, which will be in the past when you read it but is currently in my present. The reasons are many, varied, and not at all thought out. I have friends who blog. My girlfriend blogs. You cannot post comments on her site unless you blog. I type therefore I blog. I find the etymology of the word Blog interesting. It comes, as many of you know, from Web Log. I wonder if in italy they call them Wogs? The blogs, not the people. The people are italians. You racist bastard. Maybe we should just call them Lebs. I mean Wegs.

Anyway, I shall endeavour to post nothing of importance and only minimal entertainment value. I hope it really pisses you off, because then I will feel like I have had an effect on people.