Friday, August 04, 2006

Kosher my Arse

If you read Cameron's Blog (creamycameron.blogspot.com) you'll know that he recently made a deal with Cath to become vegan if she quit smoking, and I agreed to quit also to support Cath. In order to inform Cam of the ethical ramifications of his choice she showed him a Doco voiced by Joaquin Phoenix called "Earthlings", which I have been steadfastly refusing to watch on the grounds of already being a vegetarian, and not needing to see the sick fucked up shit that people do to animals. Well, now I've seen it (sort of, I was hiding behind my laptop at the time), and my opinion that the vast majority of the human race (with the exception of people who read this blog - some of you anyway) are fucked up sick pieces of shit has happily been confirmed. I am not evangelistic and don't particularly want to become a crusader, but my god some of the things the human race is capable of makes me feel literally nauseous. That's not a metaphor - I am seriously having to make an effort not to hurl. If you are interested in seeing just how despicable people are, Cam is disseminating the film. If you want to leave comments, feel free, but if you are trying to justify the behaviour of the various animal industries - fuck off, you're not worth my time. PS I'm allowed to piss on Jews because I am one.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst bit (I thought) was that animal that was de-furred and still blinking.

1:49 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW didn't realise your title was a reference to a certain bale of hay in Conker's...

1:55 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah well youse just dunno wot youz r tawkin abot. obviosly you never wotch the tele or reed a paper, sientific studys show that early man 's brain grew to the size it is today becos' of red meat. I no the tele isnt always true but they had this study on TOday Tonight so it must of been well reserched. You hippy rug munchers make me wanna herl. Um, HELLO??!! you hav to kill an animal to get it's meat, -how else do you sugest we getmeat? Maybe it groes on trees? Anyway, I hunt evry weekend with my dogs and its really humane for the pigs. They all die a quick and painles death and their feral anyway. If anywon actully listend to you lot, the hole country wood have been overrun by feral pigs by now.
So my advice is stop wingin' ya pussy and buy a gun.

-Carl Theo Clinkeey

4:30 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is truly stupid. Web logs are meant for people that actually have something to say. I came to your site because someone (who shall remain nameless) told me you were an intelligent human being...

12:04 am  
Blogger Brett said...

You self-righteous judgemental prick, If you are going to say shit like that at least have the guts not to do it anonymously. If you are capable of reading, and I have to assume you are because you obviously have a basic ability in writing, then you will realise that two of my three postings so far have actually been about real issues. I do in fact have something to say, so obviously you believe it is stupid because you either disagree, you dislike the style of my writing, or you are a stupid motherfucker who can't understand plain english. You are welcome to disagree, but to base your opinion of my intelligence on the fact that you disagree with my politics shows you to be a narrow minded bigot with nothing to offer to the human race. If you dislike the style of my writing, say so, be my guest, but the whole point of my blog (it is my blog, so that means I get to design and style it) is to talk about issues I care about in a bitter and twisted fashion for amusement value. It's part of the problem with society today is that everyone takes themselves too fucking seriously. If that helps you to feel good about yourself, good, but I don't give a fuck what you say because my self esteem is based my achievements, of which you know nothing, and the love of a good woman. Unfortunately the chances of you actually reading this are minimal, because you've obviously already made up your mind on the minimal information available to you. Congratulations, you're a fucking genius.

1:01 pm  
Blogger Nick said...

From the OED:
troll, n.
In Scandinavian mythology: One of a race of supernatural beings formerly conceived as giants, now, in Denmark and Sweden, as dwarfs or imps, supposed to inhabit caves or subterranean dwellings

Computing slang: A person who posts deliberately erroneous or antagonistic messages to a newsgroup or similar forum with the intention of eliciting a hostile or corrective response. Also: a message of this type.

That's right, Brett, you took the bait, hook line and sinker. I must say, whoever Carl may be, I really like the way he misspells words in order to make the presentation even more offensive than the ideas themselves!

2:44 pm  
Blogger Brett said...

Of course I took the bait Nick. I only started this blog in order to rage against Humanity, and if the Humanity I'm raging against happens to be fictitious, at least I am able to keep on raging

5:07 pm  
Blogger Brett said...

By the way, I'll give you a hint, Carl's name is an anagram.

5:10 pm  

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