Stupid Shit Students Say
As a teacher of English and Drama I feel it necessary to pass on to the general public the amusing utterances of our ill informed youth. This will probably be a periodical post, and may one day evolve into a book.
1. Why does everyone have to study English when we already talk it?
Year 9 Student
2. I have a bigness inside me.
Year 11 Student
3. I think he has a 5th sense.
Year 9 Student
You have to laugh or you will cry.
1. Why does everyone have to study English when we already talk it?
Year 9 Student
2. I have a bigness inside me.
Year 11 Student
3. I think he has a 5th sense.
Year 9 Student
You have to laugh or you will cry.
posted by Brett at 4:40 pm
6 Comments:
"I have a bigness inside me" sounds almost sexual... or cancerous.
I did a post a while ago about teaching Japanese. You should read it and empathise.
Homer to Barney, "So I'm failing English; I'm never gonna go to England!"
Hello,
It's Jackie from Mrs McElroy's PE class this morning (The girl sitting next to Helen, Phylosophical person)I just wanted to say that some of the things throughout your blog make a really good point especially about red meat. I never knew that people had such strong views on something that seems so insignificant. The way that you put your point across not only engages you it gives you something to really think about and that to me, especially because it's about red meat, is really amazing. Also, the things you have written about with the hidden points in music have really gotten to me and now i'm sure i'll be thinking about the hidden meanings in the songs that I love. (Have you heard the new song 'buttons' by the Pussy Cat Dolls? I think that you would have alot to say about the very obvious meanings in that song.) Anyway, I just wanted to give you my opinion and say that I am going to visit this blog very regularly.
Thankyou for your time, Jackie.
Thankyou Jackie, I'm glad that this made you think. If you want to find out more about not eating meat and animal rights, you should check out to two blogs linked to mine (my girlfriend's and best friends). They are somewhat more informative - I'm lazy, I just like being the shock jock.
"I have a bigness inside me"
DOn't laugh. Or cry. Be awestruck. It sounds like someone who will make more money one day than all of us put together on the motivational talk circuit.
"Find your bigness! YOUR Bigness!! Because YOUR Bigness is YOUR Business to find!!!
The bigness inside me settled on my thighs...
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